Yes its official! So the higher ups as they liked to be called came to me with an offer I couldnt refuse. They said to me Turkeysub how do we make this message board what it once was back when you were the KING. First thing I did was I stopped him right there smacked him right across the mouth and said WERE THE KING?!?! I STILL AM THE KING! After he got up off the floor I let him speak I asked him what his offer was. He told me this message board needs my help. I said go on. He said what they needed was some excitement back. He said the only thing anyone ever posts about are crate late models and how Dale Rick Jr. won the Ebensburg Battle Royal in 1873 with his Hudson Hornet and Triple Lindy Suspension. It almost brought a tear to my eye, lucky for him it didnt. So I asked him what hes offering. He said $500,000, I said double it and you have a deal. So here we are, Im here to make some BIG changes. Rules below...
1. No unnecessary crate late posts(so them all)
2. If youre selling shit, theres a classified board for a reason
3. If you write a column in a racing publication and youve sat in the stands for the last 43 years your post must be submitted to me first for approval. Appreciate that Im willing to even do that for you.
4. Do not refer to me as Turkey or sub. You may call me by my government Turkeysub. Other suitable aliases are Daddy, Papa, or even Daadaa works.
5. If you need to contact me contact my secretary Rick hell be taking pictures or something, idk what he does.
6. Dont be named dirtstudent.
With that said...enjoy your time on my message board!
IT’S OFFICIAL!
Started by -Turkeysub-, Apr 21 2019 09:51 PM
51 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 21 April 2019 - 09:51 PM
#2
Posted 22 April 2019 - 05:12 AM
Someone is off his meds!
#3
Posted 22 April 2019 - 05:45 AM
About time
#4
Posted 22 April 2019 - 12:10 PM
Good Lord its hard to be humble,
Good luck with your kingdom! 😆
Good luck with your kingdom! 😆
Edited by BUTTBEAK, 22 April 2019 - 12:13 PM.
#5
Posted 22 April 2019 - 12:15 PM
Good one 
#6
Posted 22 April 2019 - 12:49 PM
HUH !!!
#7
Posted 22 April 2019 - 12:53 PM
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Edited by dirtstudent2, 22 April 2019 - 04:27 PM.
#8
Posted 22 April 2019 - 03:51 PM
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Edited by dirtstudent2, 22 April 2019 - 04:27 PM.
#9
Posted 22 April 2019 - 08:56 PM
welcome back sub
hope together we can get the crate program in the spotlight
Race-1 had a good showing at the battle of the bay and I want to congratulate Max and Logan on wins but also some really good runs by Ross, Amanda, Matt Hill and Matt Latta--Kyle Lukon got his nose in there also even though the finishes did not reflect it
It was an enjoyable week and good seeing everyone.
in case anyone needs a ready to race 602 --I have one for sale on the classified page
again--I just want to welcome you back sub and I appreciate you adding content to the board
Brad
www.race-1.com
#10
Posted 22 April 2019 - 10:04 PM
Thats so amazing...hopefully you can tell us more. Everyone has been so interested in all your posts.
#11
Posted 23 April 2019 - 12:00 AM
Brad 1 - Turkey 0
#12
Posted 23 April 2019 - 04:51 AM
Chrome Horn as much as I respect your evaluation of a competition that doesnt exist. I must insist that your smooching of Brads anus must stop. Ive seen him in person and wouldnt advise it solely based on hygienic reasons. Buuuut I mean it is 2019 the world has changed so much, and who am I to judge. So be it...if youre in to that type of thing have at it my friend I would never come between true love.
#13
Posted 23 April 2019 - 07:59 AM
Chrome Horn as much as I respect your evaluation of a competition that doesnt exist. I must insist that your smooching of Brads anus must stop. Ive seen him in person and wouldnt advise it solely based on hygienic reasons. Buuuut I mean it is 2019 the world has changed so much, and who am I to judge. So be it...if youre in to that type of thing have at it my friend I would never come between true love.
#14
Posted 23 April 2019 - 08:00 AM
Sounds like someone is jealous....
#15
Posted 23 April 2019 - 08:17 AM
Not you too Kaw...say it isnt so.
#16
Posted 23 April 2019 - 08:26 PM
Hey sub,
I am just a bit disappointed that my friend dirtstudent2 will be banned under you leadership of the board
although a little deep in his thoughts --I feel he really brings a great perspective to the board and theories in general
maybe you have not noticed but (like yourself) dirtstudent2 also does not favor crate racing but he does acknowledge that it's here and probably will grow
I would appreciate it if you gave him a chance to be part of your kingdom here on racestud
I also want to thank you for having the classified section where I can advertise my new 602's and other parts
here is a link http://racestud.com/...ever-raced-602/
thanks again sub
Brad
www.race-1.com
#17
Posted 23 April 2019 - 08:50 PM
No clue what youre saying guy. The only thing I do know is youre a creepy message board stalker. At no point in my topic did I mention your name but you still feel the need to comment on my post. Personally I think youre still salty about the past. I dont blame you Id be upset too if I was a liar and somebody called me on it. But Im not. And guy Ive seen you mention my name on here multiple times when I havent been around its very strange that Ive effected your life that much. If you chose to follow me around there isnt anything I can do about it, but its proves youre my little fanboy bitch.
#18
Posted 23 April 2019 - 09:20 PM
sub,
you did absolutely name my friend dirtstuden2 in your "rules" of the board
that is what I was commenting on....
Brad Hibbard
please visit my classified post
http://racestud.com/...ever-raced-602/
#19
Posted 23 April 2019 - 09:32 PM
I mean the thing is I dont really pay attention to what you actually type cause its usually nonsense. But I do appreciate that youre trying to be a funny guy. But facts are facts fanboy. I dont blame you I love myself too.
#20
Posted 24 April 2019 - 10:34 AM
I put great effort into the two posts above I then deleted. After laborious writing and posting I decided I just didn't care.
Besides that after your declaring control etc. over the powers to be, if even my deleted post with my dirtstudent2 name on them remain here it shows your first post starting this thread is bull and good dry humor. By the way my humor is so dry everything I say is a joke.
If this and the two deleted post disappear then ... it still doesn't matter and I still don't care
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