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[ramorganti]

I want to wish everyone on this board a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. . .

[bustedknuckle10]

Thanks. Merry Christmas to you and yours.

[brad hibbard]

Merry Christmas from the Hibbard's enjoy your familys and be safe in the season

[MROA Chaplain Bill]

Judy and myself send our warmest greetings and blessings to all our racing family and KEEP CHRIST IN CHRISTMAS. Chaplain Bill & Judy

[tjtrackrabbit]

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all.

[plymouth-man]

Merry Christmas everyone.

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[TheLegend]

I wish everyone success performing self smode in the new year !!

[dirtguy200948]

happy new year and christmas

[MGD5656]

It is the time of year to keep all of those whom we have lost over the year and those who have had misfortune in our Thoughts & Prayers.

[MGD5656]

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to all of the racing community!! From : Detwiler Racing # 56

[Miley Motor Sports]

Merry Christmas to All

[Western PA Travelers]

Best Wishes to all for a safe and Merry Christmas!!

[sixa]

Merry Christmass from Osmer Racing and "Hank" !!

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[scruffy1a]

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Racestuds Not a bleacher creature was stirring, nor whacking their puds. The earmuffs were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that a pallet of frozen Action Track Snacks soon would be there. Round Robin was nestled all snug in his bed, While visions of Sarah Fisher danced in his head. And suhoney in her kerchief, with the BRP schedule in her lap, Had just gone to bed after taking a crap. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, mmiley sprang from his bed to see what was the matter. Away to the pit window he flew to meet flash, The gates have just opened, fork over the cash. The moon on the website of LuvRacinRog Gave the luster of a turd to his spam we must dodge. When, what did I witness through my very own lookers, But Abe Vigoda, with eight classy hookers. A late model driver, touching his peter, I knew in a moment it was the Pennsylvania Hole Beater. More rapid than eagles his followers they follow, And he Tweeted, more often than *Andrew* does swallow. “Now Turkeysub! now, TEXMEX! now, long lost banned member! Where have you gone with the Racestud I remember? Race Car Johnny, underwearbandit, ronkingdonsbrother, This place used to be fun, a message board like no other!” A dry gas tank before the races he knew, And fanmods drove by not one gas station, but two. A mooching gas stealer that guy, He begged gas from Gary Risch, Sr. – no lie! And then, in a twinkling, I heard at long odds, That Dingo had fielded a track full of vintage mods. As I drew in my head, and was turning around, Rick Rarer logged in without making a sound. He was covered with dust from his head to his foot, Couldn’t remember where his media credentials were put. Since no infield admission without them was granted, Alongside the fence with Round Robin he’s planted. His eyes – they were bloodshot from all of the dust, Round Robin was right – stylish goggles are a must. Not taking the appearance of a train robber in Montana, He refused to copy the round one’s bandana. With half of a brain and dentures for teeth, sprntr2001 hung an elk antler wreath. That guy while he rambles, little sense he can make. Many pictures of fornicating animals he does take. Questioning the track crew’s moisture control, Into Don Martin’s place on Friday he’d roll. He was cranky, his criticism of Lernerville biting, Skull went to Marion Center, despite lack of lighting. The inspector spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, He sold engines and teched them – don’t call him a jerk. After using a micrometer he set it aside, “You’re a good customer – we’ll let this one slide.” scruffy1a at his desk, gave his keyboard a rattle, And to the moderators his detractors did tattle. A tongue-in-cheek poem, good-sport Racestudders were rode, “Happy Christmas to all, I hope you get smode!”

[TheLegend]

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Racestuds
Not a bleacher creature was stirring, nor whacking their puds.
The earmuffs were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that a pallet of frozen Action Track Snacks soon would be there.

Round Robin was nestled all snug in his bed,
While visions of Sarah Fisher danced in his head.
And suhoney in her kerchief, with the BRP schedule in her lap,
Had just gone to bed after taking a crap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
mmiley sprang from his bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the pit window he flew to meet flash,
The gates have just opened, fork over the cash.

The moon on the website of LuvRacinRog
Gave the luster of a turd to his spam we must dodge.
When, what did I witness through my very own lookers,
But Abe Vigoda, with eight classy hookers.

A late model driver, touching his peter,
I knew in a moment it was the Pennsylvania Hole Beater.
More rapid than eagles his followers they follow,
And he Tweeted, more often than *Andrew* does swallow.

“Now Turkeysub! now, TEXMEX! now, long lost banned member!
Where have you gone with the Racestud I remember?
Race Car Johnny, underwearbandit, ronkingdonsbrother,
This place used to be fun, a message board like no other!”

A dry gas tank before the races he knew,
And fanmods drove by not one gas station, but two.
A mooching gas stealer that guy,
He begged gas from Gary Risch, Sr. – no lie!

And then, in a twinkling, I heard at long odds,
That Dingo had fielded a track full of vintage mods.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Rick Rarer logged in without making a sound.

He was covered with dust from his head to his foot,
Couldn’t remember where his media credentials were put.
Since no infield admission without them was granted,
Alongside the fence with Round Robin he’s planted.

His eyes – they were bloodshot from all of the dust,
Round Robin was right – stylish goggles are a must.
Not taking the appearance of a train robber in Montana,
He refused to copy the round one’s bandana.

With half of a brain and dentures for teeth,
sprntr2001 hung an elk antler wreath.
That guy while he rambles, little sense he can make.
Many pictures of fornicating animals he does take.

Questioning the track crew’s moisture control,
Into Don Martin’s place on Friday he’d roll.
He was cranky, his criticism of Lernerville biting,
Skull went to Marion Center, despite lack of lighting.

The inspector spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
He sold engines and teched them – don’t call him a jerk.
After using a micrometer he set it aside,
“You’re a good customer – we’ll let this one slide.”

scruffy1a at his desk, gave his keyboard a rattle,
And to the moderators his detractors did tattle.
A tongue-in-cheek poem, good-sport Racestudders were rode,
“Happy Christmas to all, I hope you get smode!”

you need to add a paragraph about the new fad of taking everyone's money when you know dam well your going to cancel .... Or disallowing legitimate protests

[racerxcrewchief]

Merry Christmas! From The Joiner's 1* Racing.

[suhoney18]

And suhoney in her kerchief, with the BRP schedule in her lap,
Had just gone to bed after taking a crap.

...happy holidays...

[TheLegend]

There is no better pump car material than a BRP schedule !!

[TheLegend]

The only big time touring series that drives all over for 1k to win !!! I guess knowing that Cletus and gear head are there watching every event makes it all worth it !!

[lastlap]

lmao scruffy1a!!!!!! legend this season is for giving, and if you plan on racing at ppms this year you will be doing alot of giving! lol

Edited by lastlap, 24 December 2012 - 08:13 AM.