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[-Turkeysub-]

WHO WANTS ME TO DRIVE THEIR RACE CAR?!

 

Here I've listed a detailed list of the pros and cons.

 

CONS(lets get the bad news out of the way first)

 

1. I have been known to be hard on equipment. 

2. There is a good chance I am going to wreck your race car at some point.

 

PROS

 

1. I have won before.  

2. I'm not a bad setup guy. (I was Steve Walter Bloomquists Crew Chief for 2 seasons.)

3. I've been voted the 3rd most handsome man in Latrobe, PA. (Behind Rich Logan and some Chubby lady)

4. I have matured a lot since 2005 so disregard any cons. (I'm pretty much an adult now.)

5. I WILL PUT ON A F@CKING SHOW!!!

 

 

With that said I hope this little resume proves to you guys that I am the driver for you!

 

Sincerely,

 

The Fastest Modified Driver ever at Latrobe Speedway aka The Master of Disaster aka The King of Sting aka The Dancing Destroyer aka The Prince of Punch aka The Count of Monte Fisto aka Thee Turkeysub aka Jeremy Kosicek

 

 

​Disclaimer: I am kidding…well unless someone wants me to drive their race car cause if they do I'll drive the f@ckin wheels off that thing.

Edited by -Turkeysub-, 23 September 2014 - 01:57 AM.

[-Turkeysub-]

just sayin

Edited by -Turkeysub-, 23 September 2014 - 01:57 AM.

[The Legend]

If you come back racing wait till you see how many fags are at the local speedways . The faggifacation of America under bam bam has occurred at warp speed....

[-Turkeysub-]

Ya I think we had our fair share of those at Latrobe Speedway.

[BaconBits]

Huck, you should put him in your back up car for some races. I can imagine that this board would get fun again if that happened. By fun I mean watching a bunch of mouth breathers rant about how terrible it is.

[LM RACING]

Huck, you should put him in your back up car for some races. I can imagine that this board would get fun again if that happened. By fun I mean watching a bunch of mouth breathers rant about how terrible it is.

he is right!!!!! Not even about the board but if you have a backup car for turkey to drive I just mite be worth your while.........he use to be an animal in his mod. I bet after 3 weeks you will be making team hole beater shirts lol!!!!!

[714d]

I think legend is tossing a pure stock motor and cheap shocks on his backup car so he can cross his fingers he can run up north in the limited late class.

[The Legend]

714 why would I do that ??? When I can just load my car as is and drive to PRP and do the best I can to put it in the race and if I don't I still get to watch the DTWC. Up at the bird if I win the 200 dollars I then get to watch Jed clamp it put it to his cousin behind the grandstands .... No thank you

[714d]

It was a joke dude. Calm down. Haha

[LM RACING]

714 why would I do that ??? When I can just load my car as is and drive to PRP and do the best I can to put it in the race and if I don't I still get to watch the DTWC. Up at the bird if I win the 200 dollars I then get to watch Jed clamp it put it to his cousin behind the grandstands .... No thank you

Have you ever been to PRP? Thats on my list of tracks to see. Along with Eldora and Charlotte

[The Legend]

Yeah I went to prp for the 2012 DTWC , it's a nice place . Hammer down for
Qualifying , if the sun is out it gets dead slick but supposedly when run at night it stays super fast. The year I ran it rained out Friday and they did it all in 1 day saturday

[LM RACING]

Yeah I went to prp for the 2012 DTWC , it's a nice place . Hammer down for
Qualifying , if the sun is out it gets dead slick but supposedly when run at night it stays super fast. The year I ran it rained out Friday and they did it all in 1 day saturday

All the video and pics I have seen the place looks pretty awesome. Hopefully lil get there someday lol.

[-Turkeysub-]

Legend you have any of those Hole Beater shirts left? I'll rep one.

[Don88]

Jon, you going to Portsmouth?? Ill be there, will get a Pa hole Beater shirt..Need 2X!!

Will be camping...

Don

[The Legend]

Yes I will be getting to Portsmouth late Thursday night and I'll be camping/racing / drinking after the races all weekend. I'm pretty sure 2x is the largest size I have . I have plenty of s-2x but all of the 3 and 4x stuff sold right away

[-Turkeysub-]

No XL's?

[The Legend]

I have S , M , L , XL and 2 XL just nothing bigger than 2X

[bhhracing]

you have a lot of fat fans looks like

[714d]

Gives one to each girl he brings home. Kind of a trophy when they leave the next morning. lol

[speedster101]

Lotsa fat bitches