-Turkeysub-

Anyway...so let me say this first. There is probably no one out there that wants Latrobe Speedway to be more successful then me, ok! I mean its in my backyard. With that said Latrobe Speedway PROMOTE YOUR SHIT!!! Latrobe Speedway did a shit job back in the day when I was there they should have been promoting better and hyping their drivers build a community! Dont fall back into the early 2000s nonsense. You should be annoying me with how much you post on social media. I dont even know the results from Saturday night and I live 5 minutes from the track!

P.S. If you want Daddy to come back and race you better start promoting that place.

We are sick and tired of seeing your dumb posts about your dumb class, and we are taking back our message board. You think you can just come in here and run wild?!?! YOU CANT!!! Let me tell you what I think of your posts! Hhhhhhhhhckkkkkk paaaaaa I just spit a big cyber loogey at you!

One is thee HOT TOPIC and the other is named HOT TOPIC.

Prove me wrong.

Yes its official! So the higher ups as they liked to be called came to me with an offer I couldnt refuse. They said to me Turkeysub how do we make this message board what it once was back when you were the KING. First thing I did was I stopped him right there smacked him right across the mouth and said WERE THE KING?!?! I STILL AM THE KING! After he got up off the floor I let him speak I asked him what his offer was. He told me this message board needs my help. I said go on. He said what they needed was some excitement back. He said the only thing anyone ever posts about are crate late models and how Dale Rick Jr. won the Ebensburg Battle Royal in 1873 with his Hudson Hornet and Triple Lindy Suspension. It almost brought a tear to my eye, lucky for him it didnt. So I asked him what hes offering. He said $500,000, I said double it and you have a deal. So here we are, Im here to make some BIG changes. Rules below...

1. No unnecessary crate late posts(so them all)
2. If youre selling shit, theres a classified board for a reason
3. If you write a column in a racing publication and youve sat in the stands for the last 43 years your post must be submitted to me first for approval. Appreciate that Im willing to even do that for you.
4. Do not refer to me as Turkey or sub. You may call me by my government Turkeysub. Other suitable aliases are Daddy, Papa, or even Daadaa works.
5. If you need to contact me contact my secretary Rick hell be taking pictures or something, idk what he does.
6. Dont be named dirtstudent.

With that said...enjoy your time on my message board!