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[goofy23]

Vigoda Motorsports, on Jan 24 2013, 02:44 PM, said:

I was at the Dog for the Connor Bobik last year and at Challenger for every Christmas Tree Capital Challenge/NEWS/MACS/STARS/FallFest event there was as well as to Hagerstown pretty frequently for their early spring races and OctoberFests. I can assure you I have never seen or heard of Denny Fenton, Luke Hoffner or any of the other Hillbilly heroes before reading about them here at our illustrious board.

so did you sleep thru the first christmas tree challenge at challenger?

[D1RT]

goofy23, on Jan 24 2013, 04:46 PM, said:

all I am saying better look at the list again. the winner of the first christmas tree capitol challenge at challeneger is on that list. He also ran at hagerstown a few times maybe didn"t win but was there ! also has many wins at dog hollow!

If my memory is correct the first Christmas Tree Capital Challenge race at Challenger was a super stock/semi-late race.
And again if the memory is correct it was won by the 30 year super stock/limited late legend Cheyenne Reed.

[7wbedford55]

BUTTBEAK, on Jan 24 2013, 05:17 PM, said:

Can someone help me distinguish what the main point of all this is?

If i may. It was 2 see if Stk car 3 can do some work to get 1 free grandstand admission. But i don't think it worked out.

[TheLegend]

7wbedford55, on Jan 24 2013, 06:03 PM, said:

If i may. It was 2 see if Stk car 3 can do some work to get 1 free grandstand admission. But i don't think it worked out.

That was the point of this thread , but somehow it became demo derby contestants beating their chests about being legit hardcore touring superlate drivers ..

[Sparkler]

TheLegend, on Jan 24 2013, 08:08 PM, said:

That was the point of this thread , but somehow it became demo derby contestants beating their chests about being legit hardcore touring superlate drivers ..

Hot rod Phillips use to be good years ago, i mean years ago when flinner decaled his car thats how far im going back. Now when I seen him run, he runs like shit. Where does he win at?

[TheLegend]

Sparkler, on Jan 24 2013, 07:41 PM, said:

Hot rod Phillips use to be good years ago, i mean years ago when flinner decaled his car thats how far im going back. Now when I seen him run, he runs like shit. Where does he win at?

You have to understand liberal logic .... He wins in a superlate means in the last 50 years he has won at least once in a super late and when they say people race at Hagerstown it means once in the last 20 years they showed up at Hagerstown ... Just like how I've raced once at lawarenceburg Kentucky so technically I'm a regular ... Or how the sandy hook killer used pistols not an assult rifle so we must ban assult weapons lol

[D1RT]

Sparkler, on Jan 24 2013, 07:41 PM, said:

Hot rod Phillips use to be good years ago, i mean years ago when flinner decaled his car thats how far im going back. Now when I seen him run, he runs like shit. Where does he win at?

Heck just a few seasons ago he won 19 races between his steel block and super late and that same year he finished fourth at McKean County's Fall Classic with his steel block behind Eckert, Frank, and Close.

[TheLegend]

D1RT, on Jan 24 2013, 07:56 PM, said:

Heck just a few seasons ago he won 19 races between his steel block and super late and that same year he finished fourth at McKean County's Fall Classic with his steel block behind Eckert, Frank, and Close.

And he raced at hummingbird 1 damn time in someone else's car !!!! Racing at a track 1 time doesn't make you. Regular !!

[TheLegend]

FYI the car that I'm going to win with to finally shut everyone up is coming along nicely if anyone is wondering ...

[starboyshady]

Are you putting a aluminum body on it? To race with other latemodels or are you armor plating it to run at hummingbird? Lol.........

[TheLegend]

starboyshady, on Jan 24 2013, 08:19 PM, said:

Are you putting a aluminum body on it? To race with other latemodels or are you armor plating it to run at hummingbird? Lol.........

I'm building the body out of crushed beer cans to run at hummingbird , afraid having a car not beat to hell and back wouldn't fit in very well up there lol

[Sparkler]

TheLegend, on Jan 24 2013, 10:25 PM, said:

I'm building the body out of crushed beer cans to run at hummingbird , afraid having a car not beat to hell and back wouldn't fit in very well up there lol

I hear alumiumn foil is the choice of them professional racers up there, easy to find at the local $1.00 store and cheap!

[starboyshady]

The "look" that is apparently is appropriate would be a mix of the following 3 .... a wrinkled up beer can, the texture of a golf ball & the cottage cheese look on the legs of a well fed "rat" .......

[TheLegend]

starboyshady, on Jan 24 2013, 08:37 PM, said:

The "look" that is apparently is appropriate would be a mix of the following 3 .... a wrinkled up beer can, the texture of a golf ball & the cottage cheese look on the legs of a well fed "rat" .......

Considering how grimy some of the Pittsburgh hood rats are just imagine the hummingbird hood rats !!!!

[Sparkler]

TheLegend, on Jan 24 2013, 10:40 PM, said:

Considering how grimy some of the Pittsburgh hood rats are just imagine the hummingbird hood rats !!!!

Meet Bertha McPhat Hummingbirds trophy girl.

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[starboyshady]

I think I hear "dueling banjos"

[TheLegend]

Sparkler, on Jan 24 2013, 08:47 PM, said:

Meet Bertha McPhat Hummingbirds trophy girl.

Well she is to a trophy girl what their " limited lates " are to real late models ... Lol

[starboyshady]

She looks like........... ! A few more cheeseburgers .......could it be? Nah....... it can't be!

[Sparkler]

starboyshady, on Jan 24 2013, 10:54 PM, said:

She looks like........... ! A few more cheeseburgers .......could it be? Nah....... it can't be!

I was just told they used her gut to hammer down the wooden poles to build the fence around the track

[TheLegend]

Sparkler, on Jan 24 2013, 08:59 PM, said:

I was just told they used her gut to hammer down the wooden poles to build the fence around the track

Seeing hammer used to describe her .... Lucky I already had dinner ...