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[TheLegend]

Yeah .... Mastersbilt should probably pay me to design a body for them so they don't look early 90's anymore ..  image.jpg   1.73MB   162 downloads

[tjtrackrabbit]

Yeah .... Mastersbilt should probably pay me to design a body for them so they don't look early 90's anymore ..  image.jpg   1.73MB   162 downloads

Looks great so far !

[subway2000]

Looks great so far !

is that your cooler of beer?

[TheLegend]

is that your cooler of beer?

No it's my step to get in and out , the beer is in the fridge but I don't drink on Sundays ...

[Express Man]

Looks great so far !

Don't give up your deck Job!

[TheLegend]

Don't give up your deck Job!

I agree ... There's no money to be made working on race cars , I would have to think when guys are skipping mortgage payments to buy tires they would have no problem stroking rubber checks ... One of the reasons my customers have money is because they DON'T race ... It's a good thing I'm not in the racing sales business because if someone paid me with a bad check I would have a " collection specialist " most likely with a cedar 4x4 like the rock carried in walking tall ..

[TheLegend]

I've only been going to the races since 1985 ... Would you older fellas say the quantity and quality of the " pit lizards " was higher or lower back in the 70's than it is now ?

[TheLegend]

I can't believe no one is willing to talk " pit lizards "

[TheLegend]

For those who don't know a " pit lizard " is pretty much the same thing as a " groupie " that rock bands in the 1980's had ... The primary difference is that pit lizards are typically twice the size of the 1980's rock band groupies and they go after race car drivers instead of Rock stars ..

Edited by TheLegend, 28 January 2013 - 12:18 PM.

[coconut]

Who is currently the lizard queen?

[TheLegend]

Who
is currently the lizard queen?

I wouldn't call any of those " things " a queen of any type ... Pit lizards avoid the Pennsylvania Hole Beater as they know he would quickly crush any small sliver of self esteem they may have had ... Lol

[TheLegend]

I should note hummingbird speedway is know to have a variant of these creatures . However the hummingbird variant are known as kimono dragons due to their robust size ...

[coconut]

I miss mrs rpm . Yaba daba doo

[TheLegend]

I miss mrs rpm . Yaba daba doo

Mrs who ??

[coconut]

You don't remember mrs rpm from fantasys ?

[TheLegend]

You don't remember mrs rpm from fantasys ?

Oh god .... Dude that was 1991 !!! Ill never forget I was 11 years old in that tony guys office with naked broads everywhere ... But honestly I didn't think she was hot , some of the girls she brought to the races were way better looking ... I'm not into the whole rats nest type hair

[TheLegend]

Ok ... No one wants to comment on pit lizards I see ...how about the girls with fupas who LOVE wearing their pants too low and their shirts to short to the races ..... Don't get me wrong if you look like Tegan Presley minus the tatoos I prefer you walk around completely naked .... Bad news though .... I haven't seen very many Tegan Presley's at the races ..

Edited by TheLegend, 28 January 2013 - 03:46 PM.

[CHEVY1A]

I've only been going to the races since 1985 ... Would you older fellas say the quantity and quality of the " pit lizards " was higher or lower back in the 70's than it is now ?

When i was a kid in the early 80's the quality of the pit lizards was much better than the hogs out there today. Wasnt all the 350 pound whales you see out there nowadays with their thong's stuck in their ass crack.

Edited by CHEVY1A, 28 January 2013 - 05:33 PM.

[Aron41D]

When i was a kid in the early 80's the quality of the pit lizards was much better than the hogs out there today. Wasnt all the 350 pound whales you see out there nowadays with their thong's stuck in their ass crack.

Yup I remember being 12-13 in the early 90s and wondering who the chicks were that were always at my cousins racecar in the pits lol. Then next week they might be several pits down then few weeks later back to our pit lmfgdao. They weren't hogs by any means but they may have been missing teeth and had the standard late 80s early 90 hairdos lol. Was kind of curious where the pit lizards went when I started racing in early 2000s. But at that age it didn't matter cuz the local bar offered up plenty lol

[TheLegend]

Yup I remember being 12-13 in the early 90s and wondering who the chicks were that were always at my cousins racecar in the pits lol. Then next week they might be several pits down then few weeks later back to our pit lmfgdao. They weren't hogs by any means but they may have been missing teeth and had the standard late 80s early 90 hairdos lol. Was kind of curious where the pit lizards went when I started racing in early 2000s. But at that age it didn't matter cuz the local bar offered up plenty lol

Good point about the local bar .. I agree but I'd still rather see decent looking pit lizards at the track than the half naked slam pigs that typically torture my eyes there ..