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[Express Man]

I can't believe no one is willing to talk " pit lizards "

I would say the quailty and quantity of Groupies was much higher in the day! As was fans and car counts! Christmas time was allways one of my favorite times! Each Groupie that would come to the shop would get upset when they saw the Bounty that the last one left! Thus they would run home and make 4 dozen of cookies if the last girl left three! Each one allways tried to outdo the other! Sort of like race car drivers! And they all knew what thier job was! And they realized they had to share! Or get none! I would say the last groupies that I saw weighed about 200 or better! And they were chasing Limited guys.....Go figure! I would have to say my alltime Groupie( Pit Assistant) hero was Jim McBee! back in the day.....he had some real Models following him around! I was allways Jealous!

[the punisher]

Meet Bertha McPhat Hummingbirds trophy girl.

For a minute there I thought Brittney bauch died her hair Brown

[TheLegend]

For a minute there I thought Brittney bauch died her hair Brown

Will anyone name names as to who they think is the foulest pit lizard / grand stand rhino Around ?At any specific track and please post pictures for us to debate .. Thanks in advance ...

Edited by TheLegend, 28 January 2013 - 07:20 PM.

[subway2000]

Will anyone name names as to who they think is the foulest pit lizard / grand stand rhino Around ?At any specific track and please post pictures for us to debate .. Thanks in advance ...

I hear their is one going around with the drivers at a local facility.

[TheLegend]

I hear their is one going around with the drivers at a local facility.

I don't pay much attention to who's plowing who so maybe you can elaborate ??

[starboyshady]

Well........there is one at ppms. But she can't afford to get in the track, due to the fact that "no food stamps" are accepted for payment. She waits in the parking lot until races are over........ I'm not sure if she is a "pit lizzard" or a "lot lizzard"?

[TheLegend]

Well........there is one at ppms. But she can't afford to get in the track, due to the fact that "no food stamps" are accepted for payment. She waits in the parking lot until races are over........ I'm not sure if she is a "pit lizzard" or a "lot lizzard"?

That's an excellent question .... And I think the correct answer is neither , this scenario Is worthy of its own description , most would refer to this specimen you speak of as a " grimy ,blown out welfare pig " ...

[starboyshady]

So.......to clear things on this subject, Once they start patrolling Wendy's parking lots for cheeseburgers in exchange for smode, they are never worthy of a "racetrack" cheeseburgher! They can never upgrade their social status back to a lizzard once they become a rat....... a rat can NEVER become a lizzard, BUT a lizzard can become a rat.

[TheLegend]

So.......to clear things on this subject, Once they start patrolling Wendy's parking lots for cheeseburgers in exchange for smode, they are never worthy of a "racetrack" cheeseburgher! They can never upgrade their social status back to a lizzard once they become a rat....... a rat can NEVER become a lizzard, BUT a lizzard can become a rat.

It depends on what they look like , exceptions can be made if they have a body like tegan Presley ...

[TheLegend]

It's looking like 20 thousand views for the undefeated undisputed KING of race stud !!!!

[Rocketman71]

would'nt be something if they were talking about your feature wins,not to happen anytime soon

[TheLegend]

would'nt be something if they were talking about your feature wins,not to happen anytime soon

Get your self a comfortable seat , you will see it in 2013

[superbenchracer]

would'nt be something if they were talking about your feature wins,not to happen anytime soon

hahaha so true so true! Legend please explain how your gonna go from bringing up the rear every night to suddenly winning features in 2013.

[HARVESTER OF SORROW]

It's looking like 20 thousand views for the undefeated undisputed KING of race stud !!!!

http://racestud.com/...showtopic=20865
23,658 Views so far.
Whats your obsession?

[TheLegend]

hahaha so true so true! Legend please explain how your gonna go from bringing up the rear every night to suddenly winning features in 2013.

I'm going to use what I learned in 2012 about the issues with a standard gen x car on dry slick conditions , on hard tires with big hp , and I'm making modifications to the platform to address these issues..

[TheLegend]

Huge news !!!! Gomer Pyle from full metal jacket married a dude today ... Lee emry was right the whole time !!!!

[superbenchracer]

so you are gonna use all of your vast knowledge about chassis set up and finnaly improve your performance. if your really that gifted why wait till this year or do you have fun ridding around in the back. or did you just find the ultimate cure all to your handeling problems in a open latemodel on hard tires at ppms. oh by the way yet another thing you are incorrect about gommer pyle wasnt in full metal jacket. but im sure you are an expert in gay celebritys as well.

[TheLegend]

so you are gonna use all of your vast knowledge about chassis set up and finnaly improve your performance. if your really that gifted why wait till this year or do you have fun ridding around in the back. or did you just find the ultimate cure all to your handeling problems in a open latemodel on hard tires at ppms.


oh by the way yet another thing you are incorrect about gommer pyle wasnt in full metal jacket. but im sure you are an expert in gay celebritys as well.

There is no secret ultimate cure to anything ... except if people were forced to identify themself on this board it would stop bitches like you from running your mouth ...

[the punisher]

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fng walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the f off of my obstacle! Get the f down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle

[TheLegend]

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fng walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the f off of my obstacle! Get the f down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle

That's where I knew gomer Pyle from , apparantely there was a cartoon popular in the gay community where he was also a character lol. I know that movie wasn't supposed to be funny but I laughed my ass off everytime lee emery started screaming